Thank God it's Friday

1. Riddle: What has keys but can't open locks?

Answer: A keyboard!

2. Joke: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Answer: Because it was two-tired!

3. Riddle: What starts with an E, ends with an E, but only contains one letter?

Answer: An envelope!

4. Joke: What do you call a fake noodle?

Answer: An impasta!

5. Riddle: What is always coming but never arrives?

Answer: Tomorrow!

6. Joke: Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field!

7. Riddle: What is black and white and read all over?

Answer: A newspaper!

8. Joke: Why did the coffee file a police report?

Answer: Because it got mugged!

9. Riddle: What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?

Answer: A clock!

10. Joke: Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Answer: Because he wasn't peeling well!

Hope you enjoyed them!